November 2011

I. OPENING CREDITS/INTRO
Lukas and Matt discuss Matt’s week, their fake relationship and the show’s heckling rules.

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II. DAVE EBERT
…on Kirk Cameron, upstate New York and freestyle rapping.
http://davidebert.tumblr.com/

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III. ANASTOS
Andrei Alupului, Mike Kavanaugh and Neil Sarkar go on a voyage to the Arctic Ocean.

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IV. INTERLUDE
Lukas recounts a visit to his mom’s house.

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V. ARDEN MYRIN
…on male strippers, massages and sneaky lesbians.
http://ardenmyrin.com/

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VI. MATT HOFFMAN
…on bus drivers, Grand Army Plaza and the power of fun facts.
http://www.twitter.com/mjrhoff

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VII. LUKAS KAISER
…on heckling Gallagher, Tupac’s sex tape and getting blackout drunk.
http://thelukaskaiser.tumblr.com/

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VIII. LIZZIE MARTINEZ
…on her childhood diary, primping in the bathroom and losing her locker to a girl in a wheelchair.
martinezlizzie.tumblr.com

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IX. INTERLUDE
Lukas did horrible things to people in high school.

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X. TIM RACINE
…performs a short play about his Aunt Joan.
timracine.com

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XI. INTERLUDE
Matt tells a joke about Adam and Eve being black.

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XII. “SPECIAL GUESTS”
Jackson Helms, Lukas Kaiser and Todd Perelmuter could all use a good massage.

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XIII. CLOSING CREDITS